Butt Seriously (pun intended),How many times have you walked down the street or entered a bar and encountered that girl. You know the one I'm talking about, the girl sporting a pair of super tight, super low rise jeans that exposes her, um, ass-ets. Call it what you will -- and I've called it a coin slot, a plumber's crack and various other fun slang words! -- but, like Whitney said, crack is definitely whack ... and never more so when its being exposed in a pair of unfortunate pants. Put it away girl!
Here at The Planet Pulse, we take America's crack problem very seriously. As such, we are celebrating the return of higher waisted (and flattering jeans) to the fashion world. So forget your fears of bending over and accidentally exposing your booty, The Planet Pulse is here to help put an end to the nation's nasty little denim problem!
WARNING: THESE JEANS ACTUALLY COME UP TO YOUR BELLY BUTTON!
Like in life, your girls are here to help. In this case, we're talking about Rock & Republic denim. This flattering brand has several mid-rise jeans -- all with feminine names -- that will help you cover your cracks. In this case, consider the Sienna, Nicole, Nora and Marissa style jeans to be your new best friends.
J Brand Jeans also offers a solution with its Lexington fit. Despite being dubbed the "80s Rise" by J Brand, these are not your mom's jeans (nor are they "Mom Jeans"). Instead, this pant takes the fun of the 80s and incorporates it into a sleek, modern design that you'll want to wear again and again.
7 For All Mankind also does a great skinny with a classic higher waist that -- as evidenced by Nicki, our model and Planet Pulse staffer above -- does great things for your figure.
So leave the cracks to the pros (a.k.a. the guys who are uplugging your drain) and join The Planet Pulse as we promote a crack free America!
